Bible Dumping

What is Bible Dumping?

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

See dumping, bible, christianity, christian, excuse, love, break up, dating, jesus, god

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