What is Biersteker?
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1) A loser who will never ever make epidermal contact with any female. Ever.
2) A nocturnal Neanderthal.
3) An apt term for anyone whose vocabulary consists largely of quotes from Homestarrunner, Babylon 5, and Star Trek: Voyager, in addition to phaser sound effects and the word "cool," especially when watching the preview for "Fighter Pilot" for the ninety-third time. Extra points for appropriateness if this person rarely sleeps and is extremely ugly.
"Dude, quit trying to hump my leg--you're such a Biersteker!"
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