What is Big Muck?
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Two flattened turds in a bap, covered in bloody pus and soggy mould, available for purchase at a well-known burger chain. Consumed with enthusiasm by plebs who would eat their own bowels if they were packaged in a gaudy fashion.
"Greetings fresh-faced burger bar attendant. Kindly poison me with a Big Muck, if you would be so kind." - "Certainly sir and would you like some scabby fries with your shit or shall I just puke in your face?"
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An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Ofte..
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Having sex on the flag of the United States of America.
I was at the Smithsonian the other day with my gf and we went for the Betsy Ros..
