What is Biggest Douche In The Universe?
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In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.
Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!
"I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!"--John Edward
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The act of shaving one's pubic hair on another's face. Usually a prank pulled on a drunken and/or passed out person.
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a blow job
Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!..
