Bikesexual

What is Bikesexual?


1.

A person who only has sex with people who ride bikes. Alternately, a person who is turned on by bikes and bike culture, specifically in a sexual way.

Not only does that hottie at the coffee shop ride a fixie, but she's totally bikesexual. I can't wait to show her my ride!

See bike, sex, sexual, sexuality, fuck

2.

To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.

God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.

See bike, bicycle, motorbike, sex, fap

3.

To be attracted to only people who ride bikes or are involved in bicycle culture.

Man: "Want to get a drink sometime?"

Woman: "Do you ride a bike?"

Man: "I did when I was a kid, but now I ride a motorcycle."

Woman: "Sorry, I can't date you, I'm bikesexual."

See bike, sex, sexual, bicycle, porn

4.

The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.

Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.

Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.

See tricycle, bicycle, sexual orientation, bisexual, sexuality


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