What is Billy Two-shits?
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Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"
Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
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Slang term for a miniscule penis. Popularized by Andy, certainly an owner of such and apendage
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To drink so messily that foam is left all in the beard, giving the impression of a hale pillager
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