What is Billy Two-shits?
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Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"
Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
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An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.
I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rente..