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When you tuck your boner up into your waistband to hide it.
Man she was so hot but I didn't want her to see my rock hard cock, so ..
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I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
See trainwreck, tr..
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I am about to kick your ass six ways from Saturday.
Etymology: from the Warner Bros. cartoon character Hassan, a generic Middle Easter..