What is Kanadia?
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n.
1. A country north of the United States with indentity issues to the extent that they can't decide on a currency, language, or whether to split up or stay together.
2. The third largest land mass in the world, with large oil reserves in Alberta, a placid/polite and relatively small population, and a large unprotected border.
3. A country that not only tolerates the French, but caters to them.
I heard some people actually bathe in Kanadia, but I'm not sure if it's true.
