Bipartisanship

What is Bipartisanship?


1.

When Democrats and Republicans come together to buttfuck the American people

Fred-

"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"

Bill-

"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"

Fred-

"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"

See rape, government, whore, congress, bush, obama, mccain

2.

Two political groups pretending to work together.

I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.


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