What is Birkenhead?
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Truly, the arsehole of England. 99% of people lack any culture of any kind.
Wirral Metropolitan Council have yet to decide (after 100+ years) what to do with the area. Much fine architecture is surrounded by horrible red brick pregnancy advice centres (eg the Brook).
The square which is situated in no man's land (Beatties car park) should be avoided at 2am (precisely) at all costs.
There have been attempts at cleaning the area up, getting rid of the smack heads, etc. These attempts are possibly futile, unless the scally element is removed via sterilisation, bombing, etc.
The police force in Birkenhead have all but given up on reinforcing any justice in the area, and now pull over cars - you will never see a police officer on the beat - ever
All that concerns a typical Birkenhead scally, is
Jade Goody is the patron saint of Birkenhead.
Screaching, cross dressing homosexual Lily Savage came from Birkenhead.
Everyone up north is so nice ... apart from that Birkenhead.
When someone from Birkenhead comes on a radio talk in (
Pete Price ) - expect the most ill informed, misguided opinions you will ever hear.
Birkenhead used to have a Russian-esque themed pub called "Lennons" (it was then renamed to Lenins a couple of months later) - the patrons where presumably unaware of
Communist history.
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