Birthday Tally

What is Birthday Tally?

When a friend asks you to make-outwith someone for their birthday.

The person is usually very cute (which makes it a challenge) or not that attractive but nice so they deserve some action.

Claire: "Molly, will you birthday tally Kevin K. for my birthday?"

Molly: "Of course, it might be a bit hard tho cuz he's such a babe and not a manwhore."

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