Biscuit Martin

What is Biscuit Martin?


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Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.

Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.

See burrito, sausage, inuendo, shit, feces


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