Bismark

What is Bismark?


1.

Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.

Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.

2.

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

See Joe

3.

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota

2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.

2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

See oscar wilde

4.

To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.

The black man bismarked sophie and she died.

See bismark, cockslap, dickslap

5.

when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.

"I know she loved that bismark!"

See malaka

6.

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

See Duke

7.

A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.

Uh oh run from the Bismark!


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