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Defecating and masturbating at the same time.
"Dude, I was watching Skinemax on the toilet last night and got horny while taking a..
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taking excessive sick days off work in persuit of lesuire activities
taking 3 days off work each week to go fishing or playing computer..
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When a male inserts his penis into a females mouth and thrusts repeatedly until the female becomes unconscious.
Holy crap she isn'..