What is Bitch Story?
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A story/lie you tell a bitch to make her happy and shut up.
Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally
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an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean
You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferre..
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The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.
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