What is Bitcht?
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An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.
Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."
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When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-countryrunners..