Pearmund

What is Pearmund?


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'Or Pear Mound.' Noun. A pear shaped abscess immediately inside the rectum. Typically caused by a gross over indulgence in penatrative anal sex.

Found almost exclusively in red headed males. One instance was thought to have been identified in a brown haired female but it was later ruled out as a case of the Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Charlie: 'Bertie thinks I'm beginning to get a nasty little Pearmund in my arse.'

Me: 'Who's Bertie?'

Charlie: 'My BF.'

Me: 'Ok.'

See pear drop


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