What is Pearmund?
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'Or Pear Mound.' Noun. A pear shaped abscess immediately inside the rectum. Typically caused by a gross over indulgence in penatrative anal sex.
Found almost exclusively in red headed males. One instance was thought to have been identified in a brown haired female but it was later ruled out as a case of the Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.
Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.
Charlie: 'Bertie thinks I'm beginning to get a nasty little Pearmund in my arse.'
Me: 'Who's Bertie?'
Charlie: 'My BF.'
Me: 'Ok.'
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