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iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone...
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The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.
I just did a crap and had..
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Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's bod..