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The process of pouring Champagne into a girls vagina, and proceding to drink it through a straw.
I gave Jill a Nasty Antwone, because I..
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Severe vomiting and weight loss caused by Barack Obama winning the presidential election.
Patient: "I started throwing up on Nove..
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A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.
Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his..