What is Black Entertainment Television?


1.

Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimpsand hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.

ex. Uncut, Rap City, 106 and Park (shouldn't those kids be in school??)

2.

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.

Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.

3.

The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.

"Hey, let's watch BET!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."


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