What is Black Jesus?
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Well, it's true. Sorry, KKK and the like. Did you really expect Me to be lily-white in a region like the Middle East? Hellooo...Jews are Semitic? I looked more like an Arab or Egyptian than I did like George Bush.
The whole planet will tilt when I come back.
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Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.
White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!
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Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
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A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
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The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.
"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"
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The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care
Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!
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A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.
Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.
Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."
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