Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

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black resume, thats a good one.

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Hannahism

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Pecker-in-law

1. n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman. Whudn't 'til I got d..

Magmatize

1. The act of confusing a borrower by means of lies, doubletalk, and exageration. Rashad magmatized that bitch with his high interest taxa..

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