Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

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Hotdogging

1. Also known as Hotdoggin': The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog&quo..

Set Me

1. Used as a synonym of 'give me' Set me bare chocolateage See gimme 2. Give me. Used forcibly by muggers. Oi, blud, set me ..

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