Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

ha.

black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Pre-eat

1. To eat a snack or meal before going out for dinner, usually on a date. "Dinner went ok, but the dishes were so small I would have ..

Geoff'd

1. To be dissed or to have had something unpleasant happen that you weren't expecting. You've been Geoff'd "While I w..

It's Not A Toomah

1. Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger. "It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny...

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