Black Resume

What is Black Resume?


1.

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

2.

ha.

black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro


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