Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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Flido

1. The opposite of a glido. It is an unhappy face made by lights and a ceiling fan on popcorn ceilings. The flido in my living room was sc..

Ifeanyi

1. A situation in which a skinny fellow is surrounded and entertained by old voluptuous female whores and the whoresses, and does cocaine o..

Futh

1. Means, Fuck you then hoe. Girl: Eh, you're ugly. Don't talk to me. Boy: FUTH, I don't like you anyways. See fuck, you,..

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