Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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black resume, thats a good one.

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Endirety

1. The full duration of something that is dire, its endirety. I just watched the film Titanic in its endirety. See dire, crap, titanic, b..

Zavislak

1. To royally screw something up, especially while playing cards. Keep Jordan away from the money, we don't want him Zavislaking the ..

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