Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Dramatic

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Unchurched

1. 1. a person who is not a member of mainstream churches 2. a person who does not attend weekly mass or services of mainstream churches ..

Zamboni

1. kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks look at that zamboni go! i wanna zamboni machine 2. Beef flaps that hangs so far down th..

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