Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Eggpress

1. When a squirrels testicles swell to the size of a baseball and he sits on them like and ottoman...his name automatically becomes such. ..

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

Salting

1. when someone is cockblocking repeditivly your salting my game your 100percent pouring salt See cockblocking, hatin, blocking..

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