Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

ha.

black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Qam

1. a bad haircut "Oh man, you paid 35 bucks for a Qam?!" See balding, unkempt 1. a bad haircut "Oh man, you paid 35 buc..

W-enis

1. the flexible skin on your elbows "Look how far I can stretch my wenis!" or "I'm touching your wenis!" 2. exc..

1. Pierced nipples... Erm, how am i going to "examplify" this? See LordBlunkey..

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