Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

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Niggletta

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Bombgasm

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