Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Basoomers

1. basoomers is another name for breasts or boobs. it is most commonly used in england woah! check out her "basoomers"! See boo..

Mergleh

1. Another name for a fat turd. That mergleh will leave a mark!..

Bread In Da Oven

1. A man that gets his woman pregnant. yo homeslice.. I'ma be a dad in 5 months time cuz my girl told me that she has bread in da ove..

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