Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

See experience, crime, illegal, work, resume

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black resume, thats a good one.

See black, resume, oxymoron, racist, negro

Jizzerbunk

1. To shit on something then turn around and jizz on top of the doo doo. Last night I had to take a shit so bad while i was hittin it I ju..

Bumrape

1. shaging some one up the bum thomas wight bumraped gareth walsh all day 2. to be overcharged; ripped-off. Referring to money. I got c..

Zuhaelter

1. German for 'Pimp.' One who sells a woman for profit. Yeah, that's my Zuhaelter. (Ja, er ist mein Zuhaelter.) See pimp..

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