Black Resume

What is Black Resume?

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

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Zinger

1. 1. A witty comment. 2. To make love to an electrical outlet. I think captain pete is a little crusty from that last zinger. 2. A s..

Ollies

1. Testicles. Linked to ollies meaning the round glass marbles, used in the game of the same name. Used due to the round shape of both ma..

Foshina

1. this sucks this fricken teacher is makin mie daye foshina See walter..

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