Black Tuesday

What is Black Tuesday?


1.

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

This is the day that the DOW Jones Industrial Average fell over 4% to close below 8000 at 7949.09. It had reached a high of 14167 in October of 2007.

It is widely believed to be related to the enaguration of Barak Obama, the first black President of the United States of America. Many workers took an Obama Day. Others simply lost moneyin the market due to those taking Obama Days.

It is a date which will live in infamy. We will all remember Black Tuesday, and perhaps tell our grandchildren of a time when we let this happen to ourselves.

I just lost $40,000 of my retirement fund in one day. Fuck Black Tuesday.

Cop: Breaker Breaker we have a 1488

Dispatcher: a 1488?

Cop: a 1488, a black man trying to move into the white house

Dispatcher: its just Black Tuesday

See obamunism, obama, stock market, crash, black, tuesday, fail, white house, washington dc

2.

November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died

Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.

See Ian

3.

Something completely void of humor

a) The UPN sitcom line-up

b) The 1929 Stock Market crash that began the Great Depression.

I had to get really drunk to find anything funny about Black Tuesday.


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