Black Velvet

What is Black Velvet?


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In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.

"Black velvet with that slow southern style"

See rock and roll, whiskey, elvis, song


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