What is Black Velvet?
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In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.
"Black velvet with that slow southern style"
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A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.
"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like..
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Someone stupid or weird
Stop being an Inniwiggle Grant!!!!
See dork, loser, weirdo, moron, idiot..
