What is Black Velvet Elvis?
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anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA
Dude: "Wow! That plaster
pink flamingo isbitchin' ! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
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To just drag your penis across somebodies sleeping face, and laugh your cock and balls off.
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someone who evokes fear, as often associated with the "unknown element" of whats in the dark. The fear is often justified thro..
