What is Black Velvet Elvis?
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anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA
Dude: "Wow! That plaster
pink flamingo isbitchin' ! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
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Could be used as a greeting or an obscure insult not to be picked up on. Often confused for Take it easy.
Also as a sexual inuendo in..
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n; A more detailed and humiliating variation of the bitch slap in which you put baby powder (or some other light powder-like substance) ..
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a kid named michael that has a dick in his ass
cespedes is mike the dike
See fag, homo, dike, flamer, mike..
