What is Black Velvet Elvis?
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anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA
Dude: "Wow! That plaster
pink flamingo isbitchin' ! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
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