Black Velvet Elvis

What is Black Velvet Elvis?

1.

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingois bitchin'! I want it!"

Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

See kitsch, elvis, pink flamingo
67

Random Words:

Gynological
1. an beautiful girl that is an obvious lay claerly she would make a good lay, it is quite gynological. See fuck, lay, obvious, pretty, b..
Read more
Tr4q
1. Tiers are for queers. This refers to the tiers lists of the smash bros. games, in which the highest level players on smashboards come to..
Read more
Log Drop
1. When you take a dump while having sex. Man, that pussy was great last night! I was so relaxed that I accidentally let off a log drop! ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free