Black Velvet Elvis

What is Black Velvet Elvis?

1.

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingois bitchin'! I want it!"

Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

See kitsch, elvis, pink flamingo
67

Random Words:

Oka
1. "Otherwise Known As" The world's savior, OKA Jack Bauer, stopped a nuclear metldown today. See oka, jack, bauer, jack b..
Read more
Pork Snorkel
1. Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run u..
Read more
Vexy
1. very sexy I thought of very and sexy and combined the two together, and that translated to vexy. 1. Yo, that chick was so vexy. I wan..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free