Black Velvet Elvis

What is Black Velvet Elvis?

1.

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingois bitchin'! I want it!"

Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

See kitsch, elvis, pink flamingo
67

Random Words:

Epaulet
1. a decoration on the shoulder of a jacket, like on a military uniform. The soldier had an epaulet indicating his rank. See decoration, ..
Read more
Squiblum
1. means anythingyou want it to. Dave sang into the squiblum. See as, or..
Read more
Horizontally Challenged
1. An overweight person. I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here! See fat, chu..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free