Black Velvet Elvis

What is Black Velvet Elvis?


1.

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingois bitchin'! I want it!"

Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

See kitsch, elvis, pink flamingo


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