Blackberry Dementia

What is Blackberry Dementia?


1.

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.

Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.

See blackberry, blackberry spirituality, blackberrying, dementia, crazy


56

Random Words:

1. The word Ebony derives from native the southern India and Sri Lanka from where various beautiful tropical trees of the genus are found. ..
1. A tyranical group of power-hungry administrators who take pleasure in their never-ending persuit of teamers and cheaters. Spider22, an..
1. Slang for San Jose, CA. See San Jose. "Oakland to Vallejo, Vallejo to the Zay, The Zay to the Sko’ AKA as the Bay" - Zion I f..