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The moment it dawns on you that, no, you haven't actually solved the problem you thought you had.
The smug grin was immediately wi..
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Working your way to join a threesome.
Note: a threesome with 2 women, otherwise it would be a devils threesome.
"Ted calls Barney..
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When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.
Your friend has food on their plate.
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