Blackwood Edit Meaning

1.

The art of inserting one's own penis into your own asshole

"as I sat home blackwooding, my 4th wife with the mustache came home and gave me a blumpkin

See blumpkin, hot carl, filthy sanchez, hot lunch, rusty trumbone, alabama hot pocket

2.

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above

"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"

See oldie locks, fag, crib robber, old, hack

3.

noun.

An old and outdated individual who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often exploits people, particularly women, for personal gain.

Blackwood sandwich: decent portion of over-processed meat. very cheap, but leaves you empty anyway

see also:

urban sausage

40 year old emo douche

See obsolete, dead beat dad, sell out, oldie locks, old dick, jailbaiter

4.

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.

1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"

2. "That guy is such a blackwood"

3. "Look at that blackwood there"

See black wood, backwood

5.

Blackwood N. Small gay ass town,nick named B-wood, full of black people and white people who think they're black. Everyone here thinks they're from Camden, with the exception of a white kid.. who again thinks hes black and is from Miami, that likes to go to wawa and buy roses for some bitch. Kids all think they're "hard", but in actuality we're all a bunch of pot smoking dumbasses that like to get into accidents on their way to school with state troopers.

2. The hometown of the most amazing fucker ever. aka Casey Kringler and Char V Lance

1.Holy shit.. that white kids smoking a lil shum shum.....and why are his jeans below his ass like a black boy?

2. Were are you from?

I'm from blackwood.

OMG Casey and Char are from there!

See b-wood, blackwood, casey, gay, camden, char

6.

Popular convention in the game of Bridge to determine if the side has enough controls to play in a slam.

Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.

The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.

1S - 2H - 4NT

4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.

See bridge, convention, aces, slam, bidding