What is Blade Wars?
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The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.
Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!
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