What is Bladen?
1.
An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.
"Ah bladen! I failed my test."
"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"
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2.
A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell
noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight
Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB
noob: um ok...
Bladen: brb, competin' nationally
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...
