Blame It On The Bed

What is Blame It On The Bed?


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This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?

John: Uhh around 5 pm

Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!

John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

See unprotected sleep, lazy


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