Blame It On The Bed

What is Blame It On The Bed?


1.

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?

John: Uhh around 5 pm

Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!

John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

See unprotected sleep, lazy


78

Random Words:

1. The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled s..
1. To have fun doing something when you're drunk, that you wouldn't enjoy sober. Guy 1: So how was your night last night? Guy 2..
1. A combination of Gonneria, herpes, silphilis, and Aids.. ddiirrrtttyyyy 2. Adj. A word used to describe an STD that has morphed into a..