Blame It On The Bed

What is Blame It On The Bed?


1.

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?

John: Uhh around 5 pm

Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!

John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

See unprotected sleep, lazy


78

Random Words:

1. (n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of be..
1. when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts) usual found in public urinals. Man 1 "dude have u noticed your bal..
1. Interjection used to show emotion or excitment. Yanza! This bear meat tasted terrible!..