What is Blanded?
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A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
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A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.
Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.
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The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their att..