What is Upnerd?
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To take a concept that is relatively simple and that could easily be expressed in common layman's terms and make it so technical that you have to be asked for further explanation; thereby making yourself appear smarter.
This is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
Joe: Anyone know where I can buy a llama?
Nerd: Well you don't want the UAE llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. You should purchase a Columbian llama using an offshore account you can set up online and then import it with Unix.
Joe: wtf?
Nerd Translator: He said buy the brown llama. He was just upnerd-ing it.
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Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
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getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!..
