Blander

What is Blander?


1.

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

See stumped, obvious, blatant

2.

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).

That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.

See sex, orgasm, vagina, blander


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