What is Blander?
1.
An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.
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2.
Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.
I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
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Random Words:
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Cruelty to animals / animal abuse
Dude, Chris was totally Michael Vicking his dog when he pooped on the rug.
See peta, dogs..