Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

Ellish

1. A word used in the north east for great/cool/good Person1: I've just won £20 Person2: Ellish! Example1: We're off out frida..

Onion Rape

1. To own someone so good that it cannot be called just rape, it must be called onion rape. Also used to something that is so awesome and c..

Lady Ham

1. Vagina. I could spend all day eating her lady ham!..

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