Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

Zude

1. Someone who is a big nerd who plays video games, mainly during parties. Or just a nerd. verb; zuding = in the act of being a zude Jerm..

Assguard

1. Something that guards your ass. I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard. See ass, guard, butt..

Risky

1. usually a name given to a dumb ass horse. that retard risky needs to be beaten with a crutch. See risky, stupid, horse, dummy 2. a v..

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