Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

3 Coil Steamer

1. Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it. I feel 20 pounds lighter, now..

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Zomgification

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