Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

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1. the kickass feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time. Velvet - the hair rimming the anus Elvis - hedonist, w..

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