Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

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Podfaking

1. The act of wearing earbuds even if your iPod is not on or not charged to avoid annoying or obnoxious people. That guy next to me on the..

Tard Drive

1. A refrence to someones memory. Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive. See brain, memory, hard drive, retard, do..

Denim Trap

1. When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality th..

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