Blandford

What is Blandford?

Definitely a bottom, never a top. The S&M worlds whipping boy. More welts on his behind than a habitually naughty Etonian school boy. An ex-cozzer.

Six of the best please, sir. Ouch, thank you may I have another.

Lug-nuts

1. Having or portraining to having testicles hanging more than the normal length. At a frat party: "Look at that dude's Lug-Nuts..

Ubersniggle

1. Uber meaning the ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. So when you're saying something is uber..

Eat That Mule Shit

1. The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days. I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but ..

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