Blandjob

What is Blandjob?


1.

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):

lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

See blandjob, blowjob, handjob, lazy, sex, X13

2.

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?

Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.

Steven: ouch!

Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.

Steven: wtf's a blandjob?

Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

See blowjob, handjob, blowjob week, ridiculous, fantastic

3.

A blowjob that ends in a handjob instead of ending by cumming in the partners mouth.

I thought I was in for a hell of a blowjob but she pulled back and it ended up being a blandjob.

See blowjob, handjob, orgasm, cumming, oral sex, masturbation

4.

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wankedit myself.

5.

When a face is drawn on the index finger and thumb and the motion resembles the opening and closing of a mouth and creates the appearance of a hand-face giving a blowjob.

"Man that blandjob my girlfriend gave me was really awesome last night~!"

See handjob, blowjob, blandjob, erection, hardon, stiffy, wood


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