What is Blar?
1.
Blar is everything and nothing. The beginning and the end. The first and the last. You say it when you're bored. You say it for no reason. You say it for all reasons. You say it in the middle blar of a sentence. Do YOU blar?
Use:
Basically blar means anything and everything. It has many uses. you can say it when you are bored or for no reason. it is a noun, and adjective, and a verb.
Some may call it a cuss. you may. it is whatever you want it to be.
blar
blar! (as said in frustration/excitment)
blar you
that's blar
what the blar
holy blar!
holy blarring blar!
oh blar!
blar it!
2.
an universal expression used to indicate a feeling, sentiment, response, or question.
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Similar to the expression 'blah', with more power. 'blah' has a soft ending, while 'blar' has a more pronounced annunciation. Also, 'blah' usually is an association of a sentiment like 'whatever', 'blar' is not restricted to single context usage.
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'blar' can be applied in any context. Differentiating the meaning is dependant on the timing of the word, the tone, and or body language used to convey it.
q: "How do you feel right now?"
a: *shrugs shoulders* "blar"
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q: "What do you think of that?"
a: *blank look on face* "It's blar."
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a: "So I told her what I thought."
q: *puzzled look* "blar?"
3.
1. Said in case of supreme boredom.
2. Announced in extreme irritation.
Background: A spelling error made by a fifteen year old female from long island in the early morning hours when she misspelled the word 'blah' to a friend through an instant message.
"I'm still sick. Blar!"
After having watched TV for hours without any interruption and still having no social interraction whatsover for said hours: "Blar. This is boring."
4.
A combination between Blah and Raar. Used to express a frustrated bordem.
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5.
Form of greeting used between members of a cultist organization who refer to themselves as Blarists. The cult worships Volcanpele, one of the moons of Jupiter.
"Blar to you too."
6.
Word sometimes used negatively as a way of conveying boredom.
Blar, I wish I had three breasts.
7.
(verb) to stick one's finger up another's behind. meant to be funny.
haha my friends tried to blar me last night when i got out of the car.