Blargasm

What is Blargasm?


1.

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**

Me: Blargasm

You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P

Me: w00t! conversation!

See foobar, blarg, asdfghjkl

2.

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.

B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

See orgasm, wank, blarg


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