What is Blargmonster?
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a person that rambles on while writing in a blog.
A blargmonster is an idiot that cannot stop rambling on while posting a blog.
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a monster so ugly and/or scary that it can only be explained by blarg
"OMFG its a blargmonster!"
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a grimey patch of hair that extends from brow to brow
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Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.
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