What is Blastified?
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The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.
Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
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