What is Blind Melon?
1.
A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.
"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"
2.
You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)
I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.
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3.
to pull a blind-melon: to get up and walk away from a situation which is uncomfortable or frustrating.
They kept clowning me so, I just pulled a blind melon. It was very liberating.
