What is Blitch?
1.
1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".
2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.
2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
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2.
Irritation after swimming in dirty water
So bad, I gotta blitch
3.
To complain about something when writing on a blog.
Out on the net, there is a lot of blitching.
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4.
A University of Idaho Delta-Chi.
A poser wearing carat studs and backwards hat.
5.
A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game
I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!
This is one blitchy-ass glitch.
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6.
A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.
I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.
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7.
Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence
I won the blitchin lottery