Blitzburger Edit Meaning

1. Is an acronym standing for "Shit My Pants and Cry." Something that is either so funny, sad, or gross that it would cause them..

1. When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don&ap..

1. An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs. Man..