What is Blomming?
1.
An act of sexual gratification whereby the male participant inserts a champagne cork (with or without protection) up his own anus, whilst a woman watches in anticipation. The woman then extracts said cork using only her teeth (tonguing optional).
'oh my god! I was totally blomming that hermaphrodite!'
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2.
The act of a thing, person or animal that bloms.
To trick another into drinking one's urine.
Look at Sophie, she's about to get a good blomming!
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