Blomming

What is Blomming?


1.

An act of sexual gratification whereby the male participant inserts a champagne cork (with or without protection) up his own anus, whilst a woman watches in anticipation. The woman then extracts said cork using only her teeth (tonguing optional).

'oh my god! I was totally blomming that hermaphrodite!'

See anus, cork, teeth, sex, champagne

2.

The act of a thing, person or animal that bloms.

To trick another into drinking one's urine.

Look at Sophie, she's about to get a good blomming!

See urine, trick, drink, imbibe, idiot


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