What is Blong?
1.
n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.
Yo man! Hit the blong!
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2.
A bong using blood as the filtration material.
I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.
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3.
when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.
We took some blonghits.
4.
When you're in a vrey tough situation in war or a game and you have a sniper, you pop out of the side, scope quickly and either a bodyshot or headshot doesn't matter. Pronunciation:(bl-AH-ng)
Guy1:Shoot him! Shoot him!!!
Guy2:*sneaks past building* BLONG!!!! HEADSHOT!
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5.
bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.
that programme was blong breh!
hey snoop ur blong!
hey kovi ur a blong head.
oi bez the homework was blong.
Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?
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6.
The complete opposite of bling.
Those
tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!
7.
A fashion mistake;
Lil' Kim's outfit was pure
blong !