Blong

What is Blong?


1.

n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.

Yo man! Hit the blong!

See Autocrat

2.

A bong using blood as the filtration material.

I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.

See bong, blood, dracula, stoned, stoner

3.

when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.

We took some blonghits.

4.

When you're in a vrey tough situation in war or a game and you have a sniper, you pop out of the side, scope quickly and either a bodyshot or headshot doesn't matter. Pronunciation:(bl-AH-ng)

Guy1:Shoot him! Shoot him!!!

Guy2:*sneaks past building* BLONG!!!! HEADSHOT!

See cool, game, sniper, gun, awesome, rad, nigga, youtube, is, for, faggots, dick, pussy, gertrude, cum, clit, vagina, sniped, killer, skateboard, bitch, of, july, boom, headshot, scope, pop, out, side

5.

bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.

that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?

See long, bare, schlong dong, bez, jovi

6.

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinselrims aren't bling, they're blong!

7.

A fashion mistake; Bling Bling gone wrong.

Lil' Kim's outfit was pure blong!


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