Blood On The Mattress

What is Blood On The Mattress?

1.

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.

On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."

See blud, matress

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