Blood On The Mattress

What is Blood On The Mattress?

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a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.

On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."

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