Blood Shortage

What is Blood Shortage?


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A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.


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