What is Blood Shortage?
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A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.
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The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.
(Personally, I'm good as lo..