What is Bloomer Pudding?
1.
An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.
2.
The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow
"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"
"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"
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