Bloomer Pudding

What is Bloomer Pudding?


1.

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

2.

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"


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