What is Blow The Goat?
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1. Abject
2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in
1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all
drunk andpuked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."
2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company
over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, mywife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get thegun tokill myself , but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.
3. I lost my job today. Man, this really
blows the goat.
4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.
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