Blowjob Diet

What is Blowjob Diet?

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A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"

Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"

Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"

Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

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