Blowjob Diet

What is Blowjob Diet?

1.

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"

Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"

Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"

Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

See blowjob, sex, diet, cum, load, jizm, cock, fellatio, suck
11

Random Words:

Kureji
1. 1. Crazy (English Origin to Japanese and now back to English) 2. An extremely crazy Houstonian who is a uber computer geek that sits ar..
Read more
Zoolix
1. A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather..
Read more
Zuvv
1. A slang term used to describe or ask when somebody "likes" or "like-likes" somebody. If you hear somebody use the te..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free