What is Blowjob Diet?
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A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.
Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"
Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"
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a yellow sperm like infected substance ejactulated from David Provenzano
also see STD
man dave shot yellow chunks all over that jaqui ..
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A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode
i dont think u want an example
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A pathetic excus..
